How to Be a Chicago Sport's Fan
Throughout the years there have been numerous amounts of people trying to become Chicago sports' fans. There are an incredible amount of hopeless fans in the cities of Cleveland, Detroit, and Indianapolis to name a few in the Midwest. (Who would want to live in these cities anyways) These individuals learned that flocking towards Chicago fanaticism is definitely the right move. There has been twenty rings dished out throughout Chicago sports' teams from 1870 to now. It's safe to say that Chicago has one of the most prominent histories in sports throughout the U.S. Follow these exact steps below to assimilate into the greatest fan base of all times without looking like a hated band wagoner. No one likes band wagoners. Keep in mind, being a fake fan will derive much hate towards you as us Chicagoans take fanship very seriously.
How to Be a Chicago Sport's Fan
Step 1: Culture & History
Read up on the culture of Chicago and its magnificent sports teams. It is crucial to know the history of championships as well as game changing players in any sport. Knowing this information can allow you to join in on numerous conversations of true sports fanatics. Understanding the most basic sports history will allow you to 'BS' your way into any possible conversations with other sports fanatics. A few names to keep in mind are Frank Thomas-Chicago White Sox, Michael Jordan-Chicago Bulls, and Patrick Kane-Chicago Blackhawks. Don't forget about the scrub players because they are just as fun to learn about!
Step 2: Watching Games
It is highly recommended to attend games physically, but watching the games or listening to them on the radio is a great start. Frequently watching and listening in on the games will develop a sense of memory by listening and hearing the players names constantly. No one likes speaking with a bozo that pronounces players' names wrong. It just makes you look bad so get to know the players and the correct pronunciation of their names!
Step 3: Attending Games
It is imperative to attend games periodically to get a feel for the environment. Many conversations stem from talking about the stadium environment and how wild certain games are. It is too easy to point out that one jabroni in the conversation that has never attended a game....don't be that person. Plus, attending the games is a million times more exciting than watching them through a screen. The stadiums hold a tremendous amount of traditions that you won't want to miss. While at a Chicago game, DO NOT put ketchup on your dog. Even if no one says anything to you, they are absolutely thinking about how big of a spud you are.
Step 4: Stay Updated!
With Chicago hosting at least one team in every major American sport, there is a ton of news going on every day. Stay updated with players on and off the court/field/rink, the financial situations of the teams, trade updates, etc...It is crucial to have knowledge about current teams as well as have hope for the teams in the future. Us Chicagoans have unlimited hope as many teams are in the rebuilding stage currently meaning that the next few seasons may be unbearable.
Step 5: ALWAYS HAVE HOPE
With the amount of backlash the front offices of multiple Chicago sports teams are currently undergoing, it is crucial to still have hope in the process. There is always room for improvement and the day will come when every Chicago sports team will have another championship under their belt. Look at those obnoxious north siders...they had undeniable hope over the past one-hundred plus years (yes a laughable one-hundred plus years) and took the team to win the World Series in 2016. The time will come when all of our hope pays off!
Now that you know the basics, you have everything it takes to be a Chicago fan. Just remember to stay updated with your new favorite teams, as it will take years to morph into the greatest fan base of all time. Don't forget that it is unacceptable to put ketchup on your dogs and it is unacceptable to be a band wagoner so KNOW YOUR FACTS. Lastly, have fun with it. Chicago is known for some of the most exciting sporting events in history. Take advantage of the beautiful stadiums and the greatest city of all time!
Check these sites:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2134130-no-9-best-city-to-be-a-sports-fan-chicago
https://www.choosechicago.com/things-to-do/chicago-sports/a-guide-to-chicago-sports-teams/
https://www.choosechicago.com/plan-your-trip/trip-ideas-and-itineraries/outdoors-and-sports/sports-buff/
How to Be a Chicago Sport's Fan
Step 1: Culture & History
Read up on the culture of Chicago and its magnificent sports teams. It is crucial to know the history of championships as well as game changing players in any sport. Knowing this information can allow you to join in on numerous conversations of true sports fanatics. Understanding the most basic sports history will allow you to 'BS' your way into any possible conversations with other sports fanatics. A few names to keep in mind are Frank Thomas-Chicago White Sox, Michael Jordan-Chicago Bulls, and Patrick Kane-Chicago Blackhawks. Don't forget about the scrub players because they are just as fun to learn about!
Step 2: Watching Games
It is highly recommended to attend games physically, but watching the games or listening to them on the radio is a great start. Frequently watching and listening in on the games will develop a sense of memory by listening and hearing the players names constantly. No one likes speaking with a bozo that pronounces players' names wrong. It just makes you look bad so get to know the players and the correct pronunciation of their names!
Step 3: Attending Games
It is imperative to attend games periodically to get a feel for the environment. Many conversations stem from talking about the stadium environment and how wild certain games are. It is too easy to point out that one jabroni in the conversation that has never attended a game....don't be that person. Plus, attending the games is a million times more exciting than watching them through a screen. The stadiums hold a tremendous amount of traditions that you won't want to miss. While at a Chicago game, DO NOT put ketchup on your dog. Even if no one says anything to you, they are absolutely thinking about how big of a spud you are.
Step 4: Stay Updated!
With Chicago hosting at least one team in every major American sport, there is a ton of news going on every day. Stay updated with players on and off the court/field/rink, the financial situations of the teams, trade updates, etc...It is crucial to have knowledge about current teams as well as have hope for the teams in the future. Us Chicagoans have unlimited hope as many teams are in the rebuilding stage currently meaning that the next few seasons may be unbearable.
Step 5: ALWAYS HAVE HOPE
With the amount of backlash the front offices of multiple Chicago sports teams are currently undergoing, it is crucial to still have hope in the process. There is always room for improvement and the day will come when every Chicago sports team will have another championship under their belt. Look at those obnoxious north siders...they had undeniable hope over the past one-hundred plus years (yes a laughable one-hundred plus years) and took the team to win the World Series in 2016. The time will come when all of our hope pays off!
Now that you know the basics, you have everything it takes to be a Chicago fan. Just remember to stay updated with your new favorite teams, as it will take years to morph into the greatest fan base of all time. Don't forget that it is unacceptable to put ketchup on your dogs and it is unacceptable to be a band wagoner so KNOW YOUR FACTS. Lastly, have fun with it. Chicago is known for some of the most exciting sporting events in history. Take advantage of the beautiful stadiums and the greatest city of all time!
Check these sites:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2134130-no-9-best-city-to-be-a-sports-fan-chicago
https://www.choosechicago.com/things-to-do/chicago-sports/a-guide-to-chicago-sports-teams/
https://www.choosechicago.com/plan-your-trip/trip-ideas-and-itineraries/outdoors-and-sports/sports-buff/
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